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Time Machine 6

Time Machine 6

: Today’s journey in the Time Machine lets you know that some guys still call people “Spades” in the past and celebrate May 4th in the future by reviewing our first Made-for-TV movie: “An Ewok Adventure”

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Cartel 2045 aka Juarez 2045 (2017)

Cartel 2045 aka Juarez 2045 (2017)

I trrry I reeeaalllyyy try not to bitch and complain about movies I don’t like but I have to damn it!  I waited a week to rant about this cause i love saying good things about bad movies because really backyard home made movies have passion and soul… some people just have no soul. 

This movie is a prime example of many of the bigger b movies today getting released by nerds … and I love nerds but fuck some nerds piss me off with their lack of art, sometimes they are the robots they create.  Nerds that only lived life playing video games and getting angry at their bullies so they studied bro life style. A NERD BRO is a fucking thing people. Overly serious yet you know deep down that was a bit of a joke for the director and writer and thats it. Great CGI robots for a home produced film but noooo life in any of it. It goes on and on about military ways and why or why not to have Androids in the military. Every fight was inspired by a play through in Socom or Call of duty… it just felt like really boring NERD BROS talking between game play of a first person military strategy…. fuck meeee. Even the always hilarious just to see him Danny Treijo couldn’t help. The robots are the stars and deep down most of them are suped up version of the droids from Phantom Menace. The mech suit Danny gets to use is just a rip off of warhammer/gears of war designs. WATCH A MOVIE PEOPLE!!! ESPECIALLY IF YOUR MOVIE IS NEAR 2 hours long!  

We live in a world where people literally will watch a game play through for 2 hours and then pay a patreon to watch 2 hours more… FUCK ME!!!

Stomps on the dvd… game over bitch!

I am ok that Danny takes any job as it gives new comer directors a name to put on the cover.. I am also glad he does not star in it as the main lead cause he is not an idiot.   This trend of b movies that are cosplayers dressing up in cool costumes and thinking thats enough or video game nerds that are good at home made graphics and plotting it like something they know.. and also thinking thats enough… takes out the soul. It does not even look like the movie was fun to make or be in. No laughs amongst the blah as shit action even that for sure many lines were supposed to be funny… but were they? Fuck no!

Yep for me Game over.

Sooooo if you are one of the people I bitched about.. sorry not sorry.. But maaybe that means you will actually like this movie (which is why i dont do a regular thumbs up thumbs down cause as always.. what the fuck do I know?)

Another Podcast PI returns with the test strea…

Another Podcast PI returns with the test streak:

Another Podcast PI returns .. Sort of.. This is a test .. ONLY an hour and 20 minute test as Adam and Bob talk about OLD wrestling gimmicks in the old rude way they used to.. over a year ago! If you are insane enough to listen to this then please msg us and tell us what topic of geeky weird stuff you want us to talk about next week on the official episode one of the RETURN of another podcast. Msg here or on tumblr or on instagram its all Riot at the movies. After this the show will be Riot at the movies Presents Another Podcast! https://www.podomatic.com/podcasts/anotherpodcastpi/episodes/2019-05-10T18_27_02-07_00

Arrive at 8 and see the original home made com…

Arrive at 8 and see the original home made comedy of Moopet Pastor!  

TERRIBLE TWO DAY FEST TORONTO IS ALMOST HERE 

TERRIBLE TWO DAY FEST TORONTO IS ALMOST HERE 

MARCH 29th and 30th from 6 till 11:30pm each day. VHS swap meet Saturday 3 till 6.

I was working at the video store from 3 till 1…

I was working at the video store from 3 till 11 and I got a little bored during the actually rare quiet moment

Hey Toronto Geeks the end is near

Hey Toronto Geeks the end is near

2 dollars a movie or 5 dollars for both days…

2 dollars a movie or 5 dollars for both days ALL access. The shorts on friday and the market on saturday are both free regardless.

RIOT IS GOING CRAZY OVER GEEK SWAP 9 GEEK SW…

RIOT IS GOING CRAZY OVER GEEK SWAP 9
GEEK SWAP 9 this saturday Feb 24th in Toronto … SHARE THIS NOW!!

Still time to donate and vote

TO THE MARATHON OF DOOM AKA THE MOVIE PAIN A THON

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Movies already requested to be my near 20 hours of torture are The brain that wouldn’t die, Gorgasm, Satans Black Wedding, Mega shark vs Mecha Shark, SHE , Young Einstein, Attack of the super monsters and Killer Klowns from Kansas on Crack … oohh dear

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