Category: funny

Mummy Reborn (2019)

 Wow… I loved it. Lets just say that.  
Is it good? HEEELLL NO!
I thought I had never heard of this until I pressed play. Then I remembered seeing a very missleading trailer for it. Played out like an epic movie but looked like it was in someones backyard.  

Check this… The cover is a rip off of the dvd cover for Day of the Mummy a super cheap found footage American movie from 2014 with a cameo by Danny Glover that was made to look like a rip off of one of the Brendan Fraser Mummy movies. So I thought it was a sequel to that, but nope. I was tricked by a rip off cover rip off cover. A Russian doll of misleading marketing. Call me impressed by this trickery. This chicanery dare I say. 

 Infact this is an English shot on cheap digital video movie made by people just out of highschool. Shown by the pimple on the chin of the main girl in the cast. She is supposed to be very stressed but I doubt that was method acting. Cheap but funny and more off the wall then a generic young people in a house getting attacked by a mummy movie should be.
Our main lead is a young woman raising her autistic brother and going through hard times. This makes it again seem like a serious dramatic horror movie until you get a whiff of bad acting from the austistic brother, which is border line tastless but the jury is out if thats on purpose or just bad acting. (Watch knowing my luck I will find out later he really was autistic so then I look rude and an idiot, Cest la vie), Then you see all the bills his sister is going through as they are having finanical issues and some of the letters say MORE BILLS on them. That’s when it started to click in that this was a joke. I mean you watch the opening scene with some friends and some drinks and you will already laughing regardless if it’s a legit comedy or not. 

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Lets talk about this stalking mummy in his dread lock looking bandages and slippers style feet. He looks very warm and cozy in the costume. He seems like a fun dude to party with. 

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The troubled sister and austistic brother get tangled up with the mummy when they steal the mummy from a curator and try to sell it. Of course the mummy wakes up , kills some then enslaves and dresses up the others. Basically filmed all in their backyard and drive way with a small cast. The mummy at one point walks away into the woods behind the house to kill a few stoners who were extras they just had for a momment but worked as useful filler. The actors are pretty bad but all witty enough to be likable. I perticularly like Karen the curator, she has a line early on about her sex therapist that is so random it again made me say outloud , while I’m alone “ok what am I watching?”

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Ending in some of the lamest fight scenes I have ever seen but by this point I am sure they know it cause the real jokes come out and this often played straight film comes off the handles in a way so wonderfully awful I really recommend you see it. But again, in a group of friends and with booze. 

Not to mix this up with Mummy Rebirth also made this year but thats’ an American movie that feels like a much more hollywood film. Its still a low budget movie. But more like a souless Asylum mockbuster instead of a hilarious backyard horror movie like Mummy Reborn was. Don’t take yourself seriously and check it out.

The hilariously over dramatised trailer

FUNDRAISING FOR ASSAULT ON THE SNAKEMEN. Donate 35 Canadian smackeroos to my payhip account (cause kickstarers and indiegogos are so lame and last week) and you become a co producer of the film instantly to our latest cheese a rama hilarious backyard movie. You get Imdb credit, film credits, T shirt
a personalised dvd and free entry
to all 2020 Riotatthemovies movie
nights at eyesore.
AND name a random snakeman soldier.. there are random thugs but you can give one a name for the credits, if we really like it we will find a way for someone to say it in the movie.
Make sure I have your address, shirt size and how you want your name to appear.
Also we will post a personal thank you video online filmed during production.
If you’re not local to show up at events I will add some surprises in with the t shirt and dvd in the mail.
Also expect some other random things when we release the movie online and screen it in Toronto around Christmas.  Expect all to be in motion and stuff mailed out at the end of December. Donate to this link. https://payhip.com/b/4zH5 

Most you dear friends are already involved in this madness and this fundraising is basically to get you guys fed on set and help get movie out there when its finished. We make zero budget movies on our creativity and wackiness so this does not actually go to production (we got that)Share this though so we can all eat more pizza and be more weird… huzzah

106- Escape Clause (S1E6)

Jon Lovitz does not present: Paid Self-Promotion, Captain Baby, Only All Dogs Go To Heaven, Empty Wheelchair Threat, Little Jesuses, Oh The Places You’ll Jerk Off in this Self Rip-Off Episode.

106- Escape Clause (S1E6)

Jon Lovitz does not present: Paid Self-Promotion, Captain Baby, Only All Dogs Go To Heaven, Empty Wheelchair Threat, Little Jesuses, Oh The Places You’ll Jerk Off in this Self Rip-Off Episode.

105- Walking Distance (S1E5)

Ron Howard does not present: Time, Delta, and Eug talk Truth Movie Quotes, How We Won The War, Eug discovers Radio, The Most Polite Town, Rod “Padding” Serling, The Blunning Blan, Cigarette Distance, and Blades Lollipops in what they used to call a Steally.

105- Walking Distance (S1E5)

Ron Howard does not present: Time, Delta, and Eug talk Truth Movie Quotes, How We Won The War, Eug discovers Radio, The Most Polite Town, Rod “Padding” Serling, The Blunning Blan, Cigarette Distance, and Blades Lollipops in what they used to call a Steally.

103- Mr Denton on Doomsday (S1E3)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Wagwan, Global Warming Player One, Real Life Looney Tunes, Dirty Wild West, You Can’t Tell Time, Sobering Pride, Driver Jimmy Time, Dr. Rod Serling, during this Drunken Mess of an episode.

103- Mr Denton on Doomsday (S1E3)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Wagwan, Global Warming Player One, Real Life Looney Tunes, Dirty Wild West, You Can’t Tell Time, Sobering Pride, Driver Jimmy Time, Dr. Rod Serling, during this Drunken Mess of an episode.

102- One For The Angels (S1E2)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn’t Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.

102- One For The Angels (S1E2)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn’t Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.