Category: comedy

102- One For The Angels (S1E2) Jimmy Time, Ja…

102- One For The Angels (S1E2)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn’t Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.

101- Where Is Everybody (S1E1) Jimmy Time, Ja…

101- Where Is Everybody (S1E1)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Eug talk about Rob Sterling, 50’s accent and lingo, Propagandists, Playing Mannequin, Army Badges, Swayze vs Stewart, Go First in life, Bi-planes and Tri-planes, Government Boxes, Moral Jizz, and Motivational Rod Serling during our first episode of Season 2.

Avoided watching this for a while as I felt it…

Avoided watching this for a while as I felt it would even too cheap for me, zero budget movies in today’s date seems to survive solely on dirty jokes with no body.. I mean this movie totally does this but it was a lot more fun than i thought. One of the people at Geek Swappers ended up with a copy signed by the cast (which is pretty cool) it passed a few hands till it got to me but I am honored to have it in my collection. Its totally goofy and mocking the whole genre but once you get over the sheer irritating valley girls you start to get the joke.  Its a bunch of really whiny divas that get together to drink at a friends rich parents house and bitch about boys and their hair around the pool. Eventually a mysterious killer slashes them one by one when they enter the house. It feels justified cause each character is so annoyed you feel it was worth the wait in between as they get totally splattered (note this is still a self aware comedy). The kills are legit and ridiculous . I am kind of tired of the forced annoying valley teen… I mean I get it us horror metalheads hate those people but sound times it feels like we actually do want to kill them. However there is some legit funny dialog , the blood pours and the girls are cute. So it achieves perfectly what it is trying to do. Spoiler .. kind of.. when the killer is revealed and finally talks he is really funny and has the best lines in the whole movie which is no shock he is the guy that made the movie writer/director and all around horror hipster who seems like he would be a fun dude to hang out with (as long as he didnt kills me with a drill or axe)

Everyone is talking about the new Godzilla kin…

Everyone is talking about the new Godzilla king of the monsters trailer and I am here watching Zarkorr the invader like a fucking idiot. Often in fullmoon releases you get what you see surprisingly enough but this is a total set up. This is mocking the giant monster movie by doing a sitcom of bad actors living in a world where a monster just happens to be attacking … somewhere else. There is about 1 full minute of footage of Zarkorr and they just play it over and over again in flash forwards warning of what “might” happen amongst what I only assume is supposed to be humorous moments with the weird cast members… but it’s not funny so I am not  totally sure. Finally in the last minute of the film they arrive at where Zarkorr is attacking and we see nothing extra in what I guess was still supposed to be funny or ironic … I think? Or maybe just cheap and lazy. The same crew made another movie called Kraa the sea monster which is more of the same but more interesting because the supporting characters are interestingly weird not pathetic weird like in Zarkorr. So even that it’s the same no time with the monster joke B.S. it at least pays off a little more in other ways…but still.. not good.. nope nope no sir these monster movies from fullmoon are no good at all.. and I mean they suck kaiju butt. Zarkorr the bullshit more like it. I got this at Geek swap and I can see why the dvd owner was quite happy to give it away to me…  thanks… but man that cover is cool…. sigh…

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Thin…

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven’t Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada’s Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this Court Evidence Video

https://payhip.com/b/VrPs download the NEW E b…

https://payhip.com/b/VrPs download the NEW E book now for 2 dollars until July 10th… ddooooo it

Having the last two days free to do some editi…

Having the last two days free to do some editing , eat a lot, hang with my girlfriend and watch random awful movies… I think my brain is melting a bit.. I made the most random mix of bad movies and only one had I seen before.. The one about a town haunted by the ghost of a beautiful woman who talks like Tommy Wiseau. A movie that tries to be a sexy witty spookhouse movies with a rock that shoots lasers..  That’s Hellgate.  Oh yeah it also stars Horshack … what’s up with that? 

Killer Nerd is a super low budget ironic statement of how to be nice to people who are weird. The awkward part is the actor playing the nerd was known for being like that in real life so it makes you wonder how in on it he was. Its hilarious in its cartoon world and finally pays off with its awkward nihilistic ending.

 Cheerleader Massacre: A super cheesie sexy horror homage that dares to take itself seriously and even dares to say it is connected to the world of the original Slumber party massacre. Girls are oddly cute for this cheap a present day movie. But seriously there is very little going on in this movie.

Terror Eyes : One of the forgotten super low budget 80s horror anthology movies (there are tons of them) A rather avante garde store of a demon that wants a scariest book in the world to be written told in several badly connected stories. A fun cheesie car crash of a movie from the legendary bad bunch of movies released by AIP.

This and the horror Fishing double bill I posted yesterday was how I was numbing my brain and staying in the AC over the long weekend.

Riots BAD MOVIES AND BOOZE E BOOK

Riots BAD MOVIES AND BOOZE E BOOK:

Well at this rate I dont think I will be printed a physical copy of my second book anytime soon. Sooo the E book is still available to download now at only 2.75 Canadian and again if you get this and we ever print a physical edition i will give you 3 dollars off that one. Regardless enjoy the e book on the fun and love of so called bad movies and drink ideas. Enjoy the silliness folks.

SUMMER FISHING DOUBLE BILL OF COMEDY HORROR (s…

SUMMER FISHING DOUBLE BILL OF COMEDY HORROR (say that 10 times fast)

Blood Hook: 1986 comedy horror played straight. Ridiculous characters with an even more ridiculous killer but played so straight as if it does not know how bizarre it is. Making it even funnier then the slasher killing scenes play out with camera cuts and music cues like a serious horror until you realise people are being killed by a comically oversized fishing lure of doom. Originally titled Muskie Madness but that gave away that it was all a joke. So later turned to a more serious sounding yet equally silly title of Blood Hook. Released many years later by Troma and only recently coming out independently on blu ray. The main reason you know the filmmakers were in on the joke is that it was directed by Jim Mallon who helped produce MST3K with production help by legendary MST3k member Kevin Murphy. Plus the movie had a pretty impressive horror pay off no matter how silly it gets.

Psycho Pike : 1992 Canadian (Happy Canada day everybody) fishing horror that I don’t think was supposed to be a comedy but it just was by mistake. Similar plot to Blood Hook where a group of mix match young adults go to a cottage fishing get away but this time it’s one legendary killer fish that is getting them. Chris Poschums only film as he wrote, directed and produced it. It was sent out to distributors but no matter how quirky the movie is it couldn’t not get released due to its very cheap production quality. It would find a small cult following due to rare bootlegs that float around with a screener warning on it. There is definitely some smart sarcasm in the movie but you will more often be laughing at this movie then with it, which isn’t to say that it isn’t a good time.

Cast a worm out and crack open some stubby beers and enjoy the deadliest catch in bad movie double bills.

Happy summer everybody!

100- Freddy Got Fingered (2001) Time, Delta, …

100- Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven’t Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada’s Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this Court Evidence Video