Category: comedy

Super slow Sunday ends with a bang…. ye…

Super slow Sunday ends with a bang…. yep I am hilarious

It’s HALLOWEEN! 5 dollar double bill. …

It’s HALLOWEEN! 5 dollar double bill. … pre partying start at 7pm and the first film is sharp at 8pm at Eyesore Cinema in Toronto… Comic book prizes for early arrivals that buy a ticket. THIS JUST IN THE FIRST MOVIE IS PRESENTED IN GLORIOUS VHS!

Candy and prizes and the cheapest double bill you will ever see with a wackiest audience ever.

So if your not local sorry I wont be online much … but its freakin halloween.. expect lots of wacky posts for Nov 1st… if Halloween is All Hollows eve then Nov 1st but be All Hallow.

104- The Sixteen Millimeter Shrine (S1E4) Tom…

104- The Sixteen Millimeter Shrine (S1E4)

Tom Cruise Does Not Present: Time, Delta and Eug talk about #SecondCivilWar, Sinatra is Trash, Spy Al Yankovic, Hell’s Hierarchy, The 1930’s Ice Age, “Is he dead? I hope so!”, A Magic Pig Hoof, and a Death Flashback during this Dramatic episode.

103- Mr Denton on Doomsday (S1E3) Time, Delta…

103- Mr Denton on Doomsday (S1E3)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk Wagwan, Global Warming Player One, Real Life Looney Tunes, Dirty Wild West, You Can’t Tell Time, Sobering Pride, Driver Jimmy Time, Dr. Rod Serling, during this Drunken Mess of an episode.

102- One For The Angels (S1E2) Jimmy Time, Ja…

102- One For The Angels (S1E2)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta and Eug talk Horse Doctor, Dramatic Sting, Escaping Death, Texting Death, Child Land Owners, MLM Religion, Writing Music, and Lincoln Doesn’t Get A Pass? in another episode secretly about the government.

101- Where Is Everybody (S1E1) Jimmy Time, Ja…

101- Where Is Everybody (S1E1)

Jimmy Time, Jay Delta, and Eug talk about Rob Sterling, 50’s accent and lingo, Propagandists, Playing Mannequin, Army Badges, Swayze vs Stewart, Go First in life, Bi-planes and Tri-planes, Government Boxes, Moral Jizz, and Motivational Rod Serling during our first episode of Season 2.

Avoided watching this for a while as I felt it…

Avoided watching this for a while as I felt it would even too cheap for me, zero budget movies in today’s date seems to survive solely on dirty jokes with no body.. I mean this movie totally does this but it was a lot more fun than i thought. One of the people at Geek Swappers ended up with a copy signed by the cast (which is pretty cool) it passed a few hands till it got to me but I am honored to have it in my collection. Its totally goofy and mocking the whole genre but once you get over the sheer irritating valley girls you start to get the joke.  Its a bunch of really whiny divas that get together to drink at a friends rich parents house and bitch about boys and their hair around the pool. Eventually a mysterious killer slashes them one by one when they enter the house. It feels justified cause each character is so annoyed you feel it was worth the wait in between as they get totally splattered (note this is still a self aware comedy). The kills are legit and ridiculous . I am kind of tired of the forced annoying valley teen… I mean I get it us horror metalheads hate those people but sound times it feels like we actually do want to kill them. However there is some legit funny dialog , the blood pours and the girls are cute. So it achieves perfectly what it is trying to do. Spoiler .. kind of.. when the killer is revealed and finally talks he is really funny and has the best lines in the whole movie which is no shock he is the guy that made the movie writer/director and all around horror hipster who seems like he would be a fun dude to hang out with (as long as he didnt kills me with a drill or axe)

Everyone is talking about the new Godzilla kin…

Everyone is talking about the new Godzilla king of the monsters trailer and I am here watching Zarkorr the invader like a fucking idiot. Often in fullmoon releases you get what you see surprisingly enough but this is a total set up. This is mocking the giant monster movie by doing a sitcom of bad actors living in a world where a monster just happens to be attacking … somewhere else. There is about 1 full minute of footage of Zarkorr and they just play it over and over again in flash forwards warning of what “might” happen amongst what I only assume is supposed to be humorous moments with the weird cast members… but it’s not funny so I am not  totally sure. Finally in the last minute of the film they arrive at where Zarkorr is attacking and we see nothing extra in what I guess was still supposed to be funny or ironic … I think? Or maybe just cheap and lazy. The same crew made another movie called Kraa the sea monster which is more of the same but more interesting because the supporting characters are interestingly weird not pathetic weird like in Zarkorr. So even that it’s the same no time with the monster joke B.S. it at least pays off a little more in other ways…but still.. not good.. nope nope no sir these monster movies from fullmoon are no good at all.. and I mean they suck kaiju butt. Zarkorr the bullshit more like it. I got this at Geek swap and I can see why the dvd owner was quite happy to give it away to me…  thanks… but man that cover is cool…. sigh…

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Thin…

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven’t Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada’s Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this Court Evidence Video

https://payhip.com/b/VrPs download the NEW E b…

https://payhip.com/b/VrPs download the NEW E book now for 2 dollars until July 10th… ddooooo it