Category: comedy

Everyone is talking about the new Godzilla kin…

Everyone is talking about the new Godzilla king of the monsters trailer and I am here watching Zarkorr the invader like a fucking idiot. Often in fullmoon releases you get what you see surprisingly enough but this is a total set up. This is mocking the giant monster movie by doing a sitcom of bad actors living in a world where a monster just happens to be attacking … somewhere else. There is about 1 full minute of footage of Zarkorr and they just play it over and over again in flash forwards warning of what “might” happen amongst what I only assume is supposed to be humorous moments with the weird cast members… but it’s not funny so I am not  totally sure. Finally in the last minute of the film they arrive at where Zarkorr is attacking and we see nothing extra in what I guess was still supposed to be funny or ironic … I think? Or maybe just cheap and lazy. The same crew made another movie called Kraa the sea monster which is more of the same but more interesting because the supporting characters are interestingly weird not pathetic weird like in Zarkorr. So even that it’s the same no time with the monster joke B.S. it at least pays off a little more in other ways…but still.. not good.. nope nope no sir these monster movies from fullmoon are no good at all.. and I mean they suck kaiju butt. Zarkorr the bullshit more like it. I got this at Geek swap and I can see why the dvd owner was quite happy to give it away to me…  thanks… but man that cover is cool…. sigh…

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Having the last two days free to do some editi…

Having the last two days free to do some editing , eat a lot, hang with my girlfriend and watch random awful movies… I think my brain is melting a bit.. I made the most random mix of bad movies and only one had I seen before.. The one about a town haunted by the ghost of a beautiful woman who talks like Tommy Wiseau. A movie that tries to be a sexy witty spookhouse movies with a rock that shoots lasers..  That’s Hellgate.  Oh yeah it also stars Horshack … what’s up with that? 

Killer Nerd is a super low budget ironic statement of how to be nice to people who are weird. The awkward part is the actor playing the nerd was known for being like that in real life so it makes you wonder how in on it he was. Its hilarious in its cartoon world and finally pays off with its awkward nihilistic ending.

 Cheerleader Massacre: A super cheesie sexy horror homage that dares to take itself seriously and even dares to say it is connected to the world of the original Slumber party massacre. Girls are oddly cute for this cheap a present day movie. But seriously there is very little going on in this movie.

Terror Eyes : One of the forgotten super low budget 80s horror anthology movies (there are tons of them) A rather avante garde store of a demon that wants a scariest book in the world to be written told in several badly connected stories. A fun cheesie car crash of a movie from the legendary bad bunch of movies released by AIP.

This and the horror Fishing double bill I posted yesterday was how I was numbing my brain and staying in the AC over the long weekend.

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SUMMER FISHING DOUBLE BILL OF COMEDY HORROR (s…

SUMMER FISHING DOUBLE BILL OF COMEDY HORROR (say that 10 times fast)

Blood Hook: 1986 comedy horror played straight. Ridiculous characters with an even more ridiculous killer but played so straight as if it does not know how bizarre it is. Making it even funnier then the slasher killing scenes play out with camera cuts and music cues like a serious horror until you realise people are being killed by a comically oversized fishing lure of doom. Originally titled Muskie Madness but that gave away that it was all a joke. So later turned to a more serious sounding yet equally silly title of Blood Hook. Released many years later by Troma and only recently coming out independently on blu ray. The main reason you know the filmmakers were in on the joke is that it was directed by Jim Mallon who helped produce MST3K with production help by legendary MST3k member Kevin Murphy. Plus the movie had a pretty impressive horror pay off no matter how silly it gets.

Psycho Pike : 1992 Canadian (Happy Canada day everybody) fishing horror that I don’t think was supposed to be a comedy but it just was by mistake. Similar plot to Blood Hook where a group of mix match young adults go to a cottage fishing get away but this time it’s one legendary killer fish that is getting them. Chris Poschums only film as he wrote, directed and produced it. It was sent out to distributors but no matter how quirky the movie is it couldn’t not get released due to its very cheap production quality. It would find a small cult following due to rare bootlegs that float around with a screener warning on it. There is definitely some smart sarcasm in the movie but you will more often be laughing at this movie then with it, which isn’t to say that it isn’t a good time.

Cast a worm out and crack open some stubby beers and enjoy the deadliest catch in bad movie double bills.

Happy summer everybody!

100- Freddy Got Fingered (2001) Time, Delta, …

100- Freddy Got Fingered (2001)

Time, Delta, and Eug talk References To Things I Haven’t Seen, Baby Train Tickets, Fond Memories Of The Tom Green Show, Sad Money, Would You Kill Your Baby If It was Hitler?, Delta Pillow Parenting, Meme Calendar, Canadian Muppets, The Sheet Sheriff, Babar: Canada’s Most Hated Elephant, and the Citizen Kane of Songs during this Court Evidence Video

Nudist Colony of the Dead 1991 Known of this …

Nudist Colony of the Dead 1991

Known of this for a long time but this is the first time I am sitting down and giving it all my attention. A zombie comedy musical with even some rap song numbers. Truely a Troma movie not made by Troma (thats a whole sub genre all on its own) Guest cameo but Uncle Forry Forrest Ackerman 🙂 A lot funnier than I expect for an unfinished movie that edited in outtakes and dubbed over it to make it seem like a finished film. True yukes for hardcore bad movie punks.

Double it up with The Great Bikini Off Road Adventure 1994

You would think that is just a playboy reality video tape but its an actual movie that in the first 5 minutes you will get the joke that it pretends its a deep philosophical story that explains the nature of american and says its saving a Native American heroes legend and saving the environment but going off road and sunbathing and taking their tops off.  Extreme over acting and directing in whats especially a bikini photo shoot while preaching to you about everyone social obligation to their country. Its extremely surreal and I am not sure if its a joke on purpose or not. Really I only wish I was over exaggerating. Mind boggling. 

Just drink some Pabst blue ribbon and go with it.

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