Category: badmovies

Thanks to those that braved the screening.. …

Thanks to those that braved the screening.. if you were at tonight’s screening you are on the guest list for next month.. hey that saves you a toonie and if your bring a friend you can tell them your hot vip shit and make them jealous… this video is instead of the weekly review and with a shout out for Morgan White https://youtu.be/1Dgi1IyLPjU

The Marathon of Doom is in full swing!!

The Marathon of Doom is in full swing!!

Ugh I have had such a headache for the last two days and couldn’t sleep well at all, so I can really relate to that poor severed head.

I started the marathon late at like 8 45 but luckily (in which I had forgot) The Brain that wouldn’t Die! Is only just over an hour long. HOORAY!!

Thanks Andree for choosing this classic in cheesie and honestly ease for the first movie of the marathon. I will post a quick review in a moment as i start to watch the next flick.. a little piece of family crap called Goldy 3

If your in Toronto join me next week to be in …

If your in Toronto join me next week to be in the next Terrible Toonie Tuesdayz video

HOLY ShIt! A fan from the blog just voted in t…

HOLY ShIt! A fan from the blog just voted in this movie for the Marathon of Doom next week. I had seen this cover a million times and just thought it was a lesser known Reptilicus or Land that time forgot.. buttt nooooo. Its crossed with animation.. its a full on Tokusatsu crossed in with anime scenes. Basically a roger rabbit in the Ultraman world.. this looks INSANE!  I don’t care if the votes for my marathon of doom push this down It is in the marathon no matter what. Buuut if you have movies you want me to watch during my approximate 20 hour PAIN aTHON of bad movies… donate to https://payhip.com/b/d4EO  VOTE HERE THEN MESSAGE ME YOUR MOVIE CHOICE!

Just a dollar gets your vote in and it will get you thanked in my next book “Riot at the movies presents: Bad movies and Booze!”

PLACE YOUR VOTE HERE AND GET YOUR CERTIFICATE OF APPROVAL

SO! Starting in February I will be holding a m…

SO! Starting in February I will be holding a monthly screening party and weekly video blog. Every Tuesday I will post a video about a bad movie which leads to every second Tuesday of EVERY month for the rest of the YEAR i will be holding a screening party in Toronto for one of those movies. This video is the intro for the web shows and it be in the intro to every live event as well.  BAD MOVIES 4 LIFE! Join me on our trippy little trip!

First time watching… Sold on the Fred O…

First time watching… Sold on the Fred Olen Ray self aware comedy starring Eddie Deezen Tim Conway Jr along with bond girl Britt Ekland, scream queen extraordinaire Michelle Bauer also a great Robert Quarry cameo Also from Empire of the Dark John Richardson and a tiny cameo from Steve fucking Barkett himself.    Boobs Blood and cheesie ass puns covered with more breaking the fourth wall than any Deadpool comic and more butt jokes and cheeky word play then Benny Hill. Omg .. imagine Deadpool played by Benny Hill.. ok i’m going off topic…Basic plot 3 nerds go to Hollywood to get a script read and end up at a vampire brothello of sexy blood frenzy jokes. Eddie Deezen does it again. Most people would find this stupid and I just say I can’t believe I waited this long. 

“Demonic Banshees of the demonic hell fire”

in the same universe as Teenage Exorcist with an equally cool opening credit song. 

FInally grabbed the sweet Intervision dvd of C…

FInally grabbed the sweet Intervision dvd of Canadian Television lost schlock BEYOND THE SEVENTH DOOR! 

Intervision has been dropping some hot shit bad movie masterworks lately. Some real rare gems like Things, Phobe and Beyond the Seventh Door are all home made schlock from the northern land of Canada. 

Beyond the Seventh Door is filmed in Toronto and basically only existed to play late night on channels like CITY TV late at night to fill in the legal requirement of Canadian content. Made in the late 80s filled with weird Toronto references but only staring 4 actors. 1 of them you only see from the back of their head and another actor plays a dead body (played by a local odd ball that used to run for mayor a lot). Basically the plot if SAW meets The Room. Imagine an actor that looks like a creeper cross between Richard Ramirez and Tommy Wiseau and acts as awkward as either could. In what is basically an almost smart episode of Twilight Zone or Alfred Hitchcock presents is a story about a down on luck man and his ex girlfriend break into a castle to find a hidden treasure but get stuck in a game of dungeons and recorded voices. They must unlock each door before the end of a timer or die.. yes DIIIEE!!! Bwaahahahaha.. well yeah. So thats a taste of what the acting is like and that what you came for, the trying so hard dialogue, the overselling acting and soap opera style behaviour as well as the constant lighting of cigarettes. Some of the dungeons are actually kind of smart and made by slick set pieces, when the rest of the movie looks like parts of the littlest hobo tv series (Canadian will understand). Cheese with a heart of gold. 

The better version of Shape of Water LOL strea…

The better version of Shape of Water LOL streaming live at nine on the Vortexx. B movies 4 life

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED MY CHRISTMAS MOVIE…

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO MISSED MY CHRISTMAS MOVIE PARTY! HERE IS PART OF THE CLIP SHOW I STARTED THE NIGHT OFF WITH! https://youtu.be/74MX78q_yjk

NEW BOOK COMING VERY SOON!

So I hope you guys bought a copy of my first bad movie book RIOT AT THE MOVIES PRESENTS: THE WEIRD BOOK OF BAD MOVIES.

Available in physical copy (msg me) or by digital cheapo copy https://payhip.com/b/xJbZ

BECAUSE I JUST STARTED WRITING THE SECOND VOLUME! 

RIOT AT THE MOVIES PRESENTS: BAD MOVIES AND BOOZE!

50 Mini articles on different bad movies adding a drinking game for each film to help entice you to track and a copy of these terrible masterpieces. 

It will have a bonus section for guest reviews that people have sent me in the past including the infamous Roddy McBong Dong reviews.

Including a mini guide of Food and Beverages that I advise you accompany the bad movies with.    

COMING SOON!!!!!  So don’t waste all your Christmas money cause it will be ready in about a month.