Vampire Vixens from Venus (1995) directed by  …

Vampire Vixens from Venus (1995) directed by 

Ted A. Bohus (what the fuck dude)

A silly boobie filled movie of 3 aliens that disguise themselves as california bimbos so they can lure men in and suck all their life force out of them leaving them wrinkled husks.  Cheesy jokes, really dumb characters with some kind of cool looking yet still intensely cheesy aliens. 

A great role by the always gorgeous and funny Michelle Bauer but the side stories of the bumbling cop and Bauer go on way too long and make you forget about the rest of the alien vampire babes and the dumb jocks that they attack. The aliens girls (may or may not actually be girls in alien form but whatever) actually seem to be ditzy, it’s not just an act. A hilarious quick out of nowhere end after the side character stories realise they have been dragged out way too long, helps finish the film.  Basically its not a well made movie in any way and the walk in walk out cameo of Fred Olen Ray even seems to wink to you that the movie knows it wont go anywhere. But maybe if i was drunk or high this movie would be great.. the kinda film that lets you make your own jokes. So maybe I will… who knows…

Written in my sleep at 4 am … so I checked spelling today. I think maybe the Vampire Vixens from Venus sucked my brains out.  Drools.